Sick gear used for skiing and boarding. Adapted from the word Gore-Tex, Bro-Tex is over the top outerwear consisting of bright colors and high price tags. Said gear must be current seasons or next season’s (ultimate example of Bro-Tex) style and can never be spotted on a gaper. If you claim Bro-Tex and your gear is spotted on a gaper, the only way to redeem yourself is to burn the gear in disgust or give the shit away as soon as possible.
Kyle: Did you see Gary this morning rocking another Arc'teryx and Norrona setup?
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
D: Yeah it was insane; he looked like a neon beer sign.
Kyle: Yeah for real, dude stays Bro-Texed out.
by claiming June 18, 2011
Get the Bro-Texmug. Tex-ass: an obnoxious and conservative Republican possessing an over-inflated sense of self-importance and historical destiny --- most often from the State of Texas --- who attempts to impose his own religious and dogma upon other individuals in society through bills and resolutions enacted in law by constitutional local, state, and federal governments.
The Tex-ass legislator began to cite out-of-context Bible scripture in defense of his anti-legal abortion legislation when he was interrupted by a female news reporter who pointed out that the Christian Bible never explicitly prohibits abortion
by ElmerGantry May 1, 2015
Get the Tex-assmug. To have anal sex with a woman.
by johnnymack March 21, 2017
Get the Tex Rittermug. Biff: Let's grab some Mexcian food, dude!
Juan: Sure, but you can't find the real deal in these parts. We'll have to settle for some Tex Mex.
Juan: Sure, but you can't find the real deal in these parts. We'll have to settle for some Tex Mex.
by Steve Deere April 7, 2008
Get the Tex Mexmug. The CEO of Texcorp and the arch nemesis of Xenoman, the Aesir protector of earth. (the Aesir are a race of godlike aliens with snow white skin and hair and horns with unique shapes having super strength, speed etc). He is a bald mad scientist who plots many ways to kill Xenoman and the other Aesir. He uses an otherworldly liquid element called Etherion which is basically a Kryptonite to all Aesir, still fails to Xenoman (he is a loosely based parody of Lex Luthor)
Tex Loudsnore: We meet once again Xenoman. This will be the time where a man like me will make a god fall...
Xenoman: bring it on Tex.
Xenoman: bring it on Tex.
by Diego_Brando February 20, 2022
Get the Tex Loudsnoremug. Friend: Did he just send you a tex sext
Her: I said "how are you?"
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just 'tex sext me?'
Her: I said "how are you?"
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just 'tex sext me?'
by texsexpert December 12, 2019
Get the Tex Sextmug. Friend: Did he just send you a tex sext?
Her: I said "how are you?
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just tex sext me?
Her: I said "how are you?
Him: How is the dildo?
Her: Did you just tex sext me?
by texsexpert December 12, 2019
Get the Tex Sextmug.