testiculation

The art of talking complete bollocks whilst waving your arms around like a madman.

Politicians regularly practise testiculation right before elections ..

by revenge_iz_sweet June 28, 2006

Testicular Tickler

When a woman is using a tickling motion with her fingers on a mans balls.

I was with this freak last night, she even used the Testicular Tickler on my balls.

by Noicore June 27, 2010

testiculectomy

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.

Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.

by Deborah Lee December 26, 2008

testicular torsion

When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.

"OMFG, this torsion hurts!"
"I need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion"

by hussad October 17, 2004

Testicular Bull

Lying about the length of one's penis.

Guy #1 - "Yup, I'm 11 inches."
Guy #2 - "That is so testicular bull."

by chloeg29 December 14, 2010

testicula

godess of examination and bruised testicales

fuck that test was a pain in the balls, hope testicula will favor me just a bit

by lukalaw January 24, 2011

Testicular torsion

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

by Zamperinio February 3, 2018