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Spring tester

Fat person. Expression often used by taxi drivers who had overweight punters approaching their cabs. Obviously the suspension springs were about to be put under more stress than normal.
Look at that those two women coming out of the shop. They are both a couple of spring testers!
by Kev in hants June 26, 2007
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comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.
wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers
by Tea Neil January 26, 2013
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finger tester

Getting a chance to dip into the honey pot and finding a way to casually smell your finger after dipping it in a woman's vagina.
A.K.A. Mr. finger tester
After fingering her for a few minutes I had to play Mr. finger tester before I put my face down there.
by bummblebee tuna October 1, 2007
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game tester

just like a normal software tester game testers play to test the game to see if there is any bug in the game or not...

a guy who gets money for playing and testing games which r not even released
crazy gamer : hey yo what do u do u lazy boring human...go get a life man.

lame guy : i am a game tester i test unreleased video games for living.

crazy gamer : wwwwhhhhhaaattttt...!$???....so what games u r working on ...?

lame guy : i am testing modern warfare 2 and mgs5 in different shifts.

crazy gamer : (faints)
by game tester July 19, 2009
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Taste-tester

When a girl plays with herself and then sticks her pussyfingers in your mouth.
I was pounding this girl in the ass and everything was going great until she started finger-blasting herself and shoved her nasty-ass fingers in my mouth. She gave me the taste-tester.
This chick was doing everything right until she jammed her pussy juice covered fingers down my throat, making me the original taste tester.
She was fingering herself and giving me a dick ingram at the same time, but the unexpected taste-tester really threw me off. I puked on her chest.
by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013
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Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.
I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.
by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020
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Beta tester

Person 1 - What do you do for a living?

Person 2 - I'm a beta tester.
by memerwithabritishaccent December 10, 2019
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