Texacer

when a girl is licking the underside of the head of your penis and looking up at you at the same time.

your mom was giving me the best Texacer last night.

by Texacer (its my fav) October 22, 2008

Tenacious d HBO episodes

Opening quotes from the H.B.O episodes:

Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado

"Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room"

Episode 2 Angel In Disguise

"Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d"

Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World

None

Episode 3 The Fan

"Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams"

Episode 4 Death of the Dream

"Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes"

Episode 5 Road Gig

"Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant"

Start of "History of tenacious d"

"Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"

All from the starting of Tenacious d HBO episodes

by John Concannon September 3, 2008

tenacious d

BEST AND MOST FUNNY EVER! kyle and jack.......did u know that kyle is in alot of jacks movies?? WELL HE IS!

"small seasoned culries!" -straight from jack black

by alyss March 31, 2004

Tenasee

Tenasee likes to think she’s a therapist and fix everyone’s problems. She’ll always know something about you before you realise it yourself. She is kind and may come across as intimidating, but the best people are. She loves animals and laughing. She has an annoying laugh but u learn to love it. And yes my names Tenasee and I just wrote this about myself I have no life bye

“I’m jealous of Tenasee”

by I like ur eyes November 24, 2020

tenacious d

The bastard offspring of Satan himself... and proud of it!

Have you seen my socks? I lost them at the Tenacious D show last night.

by KCG January 26, 2004

tenacious d

Tenacious D is the best band in the world. Kyle Gass (KG) and Jack Black (JB) are also very talented actors. In other words...yes they do kick ass.

Nah I made the map pretty clear.
Yah well fuck you! I quit!

"Last week, Kyle quit the band
Now we're back together oo
Misunderstanding, didn't understand
Doesn't matter, now we're back together again Lalalalala
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash...Thats True
Couldn't split of Tango and Cash...thats also true
This is our song of exult and joy cause
We only came to kick some ass
Rock the fucking house and kick some ass
What we gonna do with all the cash
Smoke cash
And then we thrash
Throw a big old bash
And everyone is invited to the bash
And everyone you wanna invite to the bash
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ash
Whut time Whut time to blow!"

by Thormak August 25, 2004

Tenae

A Tenae is a rose that blooms all year round.

"What is that mesmerizing burst of radiating rainbow colour?! It brings me such joy!" "Oh, that's a Tenae Rose."

by RayaSun March 21, 2012