why are you telling me this

What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told

Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?

by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009

we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives

the famous words of the king himself, Dhar Mann

very epic and famous words

Actor1: So you see, you have always been adopted by me.
Actor2: what
*ends*
Dhar Mann (ending): Hey Dhar Mann, fam I hope you enjoyed this video.
Dhar Mann (ending): Remember, we're not just telling stories, we're changing lives. And if you share my videos you're changing lives as well.

by delonei June 17, 2021

Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

by therev. July 25, 2009

iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.

"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)

by antart May 27, 2009

tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

Tending

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.

by Helen Storm November 7, 2009

Tedding

Derived from the T.V show 'How I met your mother', to Ted is to be morbidly depressed about your social or love life. People who ted often; over think situations, have low confidence in their appeal to the opposite sex and often refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as 'out of their league'. People who Ted on a regular basis tend to be unimpulsive and require a great deal of peer pressure to engage with the opposite sex.

Guy 1: "So did you talk to Charissa last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I don't think she'd ever go for a guy like me."
Guy 1: "Stop tedding man."

by Moing It November 10, 2011