Teddy Bear 

A hairy, masculine looking gay man of small stature.

Also known as a Pocket Bear.

“Tell me about the guy you’ve started dating?”
“He’s cute, has a beard, kinda hairy and he’s short”
“How short?”
“Like 5ft 5”
“Oh, so he’s a Teddy Bear!”

Teddy Bear by TeddyBear27 June 12, 2018

teddy bear 

when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey

holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!

teddy bear by Uvenk January 13, 2011

teddy bear 

The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.

I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.

teddy bear by William D October 10, 2005

Teddy Bear 

He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.

Kid 1 - I'm so hungry today I could eat a cow!
Kid 2 - Whoa there, Teddy Bear! Calm down!

Teddy Bear by Hector Ramone de Santa Anna de Lopez de Rodriguez de Gonzalez de Morales de Sanchez April 25, 2006

teddy bear 

Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.

Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!

teddy bear by Mogely July 28, 2008

teddy bear 

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.

I like teddy bears with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves.

teddy bear by Calypso_freestyle March 27, 2009

teddy bear 

a vagina, prefurably one with some pubes

"i cuddled with her teddy bear all nite long"

teddy bear by [Po$$e]Flanle September 30, 2005