A Teddy bear is a big cuddle buddy you can have that won't reject you, it sleeps in your arms, warms you up and holds you tight. Always have a teddy bear.
by Lover:I September 29, 2014
Get the Teddy bearmug. by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015
Get the Teddy bearmug. When you think you got something good only to find out that you got duped. Coined from Call of Duty: World at War's Zombie Map Verruckt, where a mystery weapon box the player can spend their own points to open for a random weapon could spawn a teddy bear instead that will not only give the player no weapon but removes the box, making the entire team search the whole map to find out where it was moved to.
I got really excited about free ice cream but got the Teddy Bear upon realizing there was a line 300 people deep that didn't appear to be moving at all.
by An Excommunicated Elf April 10, 2009
Get the Teddy Bearmug. Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.
Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.
by Nobbie April 27, 2010
Get the Teddy Bearingmug. Fred: "Tell me Teddy bear, how do you know when the floors are clean with hands that dirty?"
Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
by Charly bear April 12, 2008
Get the Teddy Bearmug. The name discovered in 1907 for a line of "Roosevelt bears" imported from Germany. Meaning "big, lovable person".
by Mandy. Lynn. June 20, 2019
Get the Teddy Bearmug. by Joking poo November 7, 2021
Get the Teddy Bearmug.