The name ted is to be very smooth and sexy around girls. They seem to be able to talk to them easily.
by jlupssss123 July 13, 2014
A smoking high addict 24/7 but still lovable to those he trust. He does not give a fuck about anything and does whatever he wants.
by TeehMark309 February 02, 2018
Derived from the T.V show 'How I met your mother', to Ted is to be morbidly depressed about your social or love life. People who ted often; over think situations, have low confidence in their appeal to the opposite sex and often refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as 'out of their league'. People who Ted on a regular basis tend to be unimpulsive and require a great deal of peer pressure to engage with the opposite sex.
Guy 1: "So did you talk to Charissa last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I don't think she'd ever go for a guy like me."
Guy 1: "Stop tedding man."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I don't think she'd ever go for a guy like me."
Guy 1: "Stop tedding man."
by Moing It November 10, 2011
Bob: "Damn dude jessica got some nice pair of teds."
James: "yeah man her boobs are as big as someone's head."
James: "yeah man her boobs are as big as someone's head."
by noochpam205 October 26, 2009
Acronym. Typical Enlisted Dude. A slang term used to classify the junior enlisted portion of the military. A total cliche. Probably only joined the military because they watch too many movies. TEDs can easily be identified by their motivated regulation haircuts, lack of fashion sense, dopey personality, mindless devotion to their particular branch of service, limited vocabulary, and arrogant sense of self worth. They usually serve a some small role in the military, which often involves carrying guns to work. Typical Officer Dudes are obviously TODs
1) Air Wing Marine: Man, what a rough week. We had to send 3 planes overseas.
Grunt: Stupid POG! Why not join the infantry like a real Marine!
Air Wing Marine: Because I got higher than a 30 on the ASVAB, TED
2) Marine 1: Dude, look at the high and tight on that tool.
Marine 2 Hey TED(yelling)!
Marine 1: holy shit he looked. What a tool.
Grunt: Stupid POG! Why not join the infantry like a real Marine!
Air Wing Marine: Because I got higher than a 30 on the ASVAB, TED
2) Marine 1: Dude, look at the high and tight on that tool.
Marine 2 Hey TED(yelling)!
Marine 1: holy shit he looked. What a tool.
by ThreeFiveTwo June 09, 2010
Abbreviations of Tooheys Extra Dry. One of the best beers for getting pissed on as a teenager/any age
by ShaunB92 January 09, 2009