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I term used by people with an obvious lack of knowledge of the product they are selling to sound as if they know what they are saying.
Me: So why should I get these $900 tires over these $500 ones.
Idiot Salesman: Because, the $900 tires have more technology
Me: Ok there.

Me: Why should I get the Sony TV instead of the Panasonic?
Salesman: More technology.
by drunkendukh August 16, 2009
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Bitchin' Technology

Anything in the area of lights, cameras etc I.e bitchin' technology!
They got lights, cameras and everything down there man BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!!
by Dr Jhon Dark PHd February 12, 2008
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Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."
Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"
by Mindraker November 28, 2009
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kemnal technology college

kemnal is a shit school full of wannabe chavs wannabe roadmen and neeks
lmfao imagine going kemnal technology college you weirdo
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Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments
The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...
by silvaplom June 4, 2010
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School of science and technology

Basically if you cant get into NUS, you are always welcomed here. :D
Me: Welp NUS rejected me, time to try School of science and technology
by JARELL GET BACK IN PRISON August 21, 2021
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1366 guys. 41 girls. 300 girls who look like guys. 1138 will make more money than you. 1138 automatically realize that the value 1138 equals 2/3 of the student population.

Most common (basically only) majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)

Most commonly used pick up lines: “Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?” and “I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.” Most likely to be heard at a lame frat party where there are more computers than girls and mysteriously strong, yet unrealizable, alcoholic punch, which is the only hope most of these video game junkies have in getting any ass. The whole student population could be diagnosed with having Stevens’ goggles, the equal to 2 beer goggles. Girls have it just as bad as the guys. The phrase: “The odds are good, but the goods are odd” is commonly heard by the female students who are often favored by faculty because of their unfortunate situation.

Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to Stevens. (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.

Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Hoboken, less than a mile from NYC, home to many male bachelor yuppies working in the city and the most bars per square foot of any city in the world.
"I saw a girl walking down Washington St and rated her a 3 out of 10. Once she stepped onto Stevens Institute of Technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10."
by Loooo June 27, 2007
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