Get the Teaspoonmug. T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.
The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.
Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.
There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.
There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
by Zaxxxh December 12, 2021
Get the Teaspooningmug. to chill out, or relax
by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019
Get the level a teaspoonmug. A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
Get the Teaspoon Rulemug. Swelteringly hot.
Hotter than hell.
Stupid hot.
That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.
Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.
Hotter than hell.
Stupid hot.
That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.
Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.
by lillith665 July 30, 2023
Get the teaspoon in a trap housemug. The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
Get the John Lewis Teaspoonmug. a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them
by CWgoDolphins March 29, 2011
Get the tallahassee teaspoonmug.