Telcontar

A word in the fictional language of Quenya (which was made by J.R.R. Tolkien and is a type of Elvish). It means "Strider" in Quenya and was the name given to all the descendants of Aragorn (son of Arathorn, from the Lord of the Rings). The name was given by Peregrin Took or Pippin who continued to address Aragorn as "Strider" even in front of high ranking officials. Aragorn then said that the name of his house would be "Telcontar", the equivalent of Strider in Quenya.

Eldarion, son of Aragorn, was the first of the House of Telcontar.

Eldarion Telcontar

by AlaraTheAwesome November 2, 2012

Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

Vine telomeres

(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.

Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!

Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!

by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021

Tenmo player

Tenmo player is a League of Legends one trick that only plays teemo for god knows what reason, and is hardstuck diamond

additionally the owner of Tenmo player is a YouTuber named Pianta

Pianta: Hello guys and welcome back to Tenmo player, the series where i'm sad because i lost my promos

by Navzy July 31, 2019

Telemotional

Someone who becomes highly emotional when presented with televised sob stories. These people will empathize completely with anyone on television, especially those appearing on daytime talk shows.

I can't help crying when I watch Oprah, I'm very telemotional you know.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

Telkom

A goverment supported Telecoms monopoly in South Africa, which at best charges 105% above the average wage for a inferior ADSL connection, $17991/m for a 1mb leased line and $1012 for 30GB of download data. Great profit at the expence of the poorly educated, inferior quality, bad service and dismal performance are their main products, these are products they plan to begin exporting to the rest of Africa in the near future.

Someone should point out to George Bush that they are more dangerous than Iraqi WMD.

Rip-off: Telkom SA, redefines the words shaft, shafted, steal, rape, plunder and dumbasses.

by PostmanPat May 4, 2005

tellonym

Tellonym is a platform like Sarahah we’re you can send messages to others whilst being anonymous. However, unlike Sarahah, you can answer these comments in the app

“Someone asked me a question on my tellonym and I answered it”

by Sgkeeper1 May 26, 2018