Tatty Daddy

An attractive guy that has a lot of tattoos, and has tattoos that are visible at all times (neck/throat, hands/fingers)

The only reason I swiped right on you is because of your neck tattoo and you’re a tatty daddy.

by zach49b January 7, 2019

Tatty pipe

Slang word meaning tampon.

Is it tatty pipe time again. Cork it with a tatty pipe.

by Safetyinmind December 21, 2006

tatty water

Any five figer shuffler will know.

I have digital telly so I can chuck my tatty water at will.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

tatty water

A common name for prebuscent ejaculate, before the testies have begun to preduce sperm.

what do you mean shag her, you're only shooting tatty water!

by mellowman April 16, 2008

tatty blumpkin

Unimpressive blow job while taking a shit

Woman: was it good for you?
Man: Eh, tatty blumpkin.

by bigmike72 February 20, 2011

tatty daddy

A daddy with a lot of tattoos usually single.

Joanna: "Hmmm, look at that tatty daddy over there."
Her Child: "Mom! Stop, I already have a dad and I don't even know if he's mine."

by IzzyC. June 13, 2019

Tatty Dazzler

A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids

"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"

by Blub Maestro March 8, 2021