Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

Tacked

When you are buzzed off of nicotine

Dude I just hit that Juul 5 times, I’m tacked.

by BE33 October 27, 2018

Tanked

Taking an attack with minimum damage, showing high durability.

The Third Raikage tanked Naruto's Futon: Rasenshuriken

The tank tanked that rocket!

Superman tanked the missile and saved the day.

by SSM12 September 27, 2012

talked me down out of my tree

This is an old phrase that has become condesed and reversed in the original meaning. Originally to be in a tree was to be stuck somewhere mentally, emotionally or situationally that you could not easily escape from on your own. The proverbial cat stuck in a tree that the proverbial fireman needs to rescue. Of course, cats are perfectly capable of getting out of trees, which is why we do not see many cat skeletons in trees. However, it is not uncommon to see a fellow human, so distraught be whatever is affecting them, they they have lost their way and cannot see a way out. Proverbially, they are stuck in a tree and need someone to talk them down, out of their tree.

My life had dust gone insane, fortunately Jimmy came over and talked me down, out of my tree.

Beck: Sarah Palin "talked me down out of my tree" after my "one moment of real fear"

by Thralkhar April 18, 2017

Maf Talk Takedown

Maf Talk Takedown (MTT) is short for Mid-Atantic Mafia 4th Quarter Takedown. This is a trick play used by the Southern Grits to defeat the Mid-Atlantic Region for the 2018 4th Quarter game. When this phrase is spoke, it has been known to elicit feelings of internal confidence, extreme domination and victory. The feeling becomes contagious to all who hear it.

Delo passes Lucy in the hall. They both give each other a non and say, "Maf Talk Takedown." Instantly, both teammates become overwhelmed with a sense of being unstoppable.

Juan texts Carlos "MTT". Carlos instantly knows that he's going to have a killer day and if he plays the lottery, he will win.

Terry and Eric see each other across the room. Terry says, "Hey dude. Maf Talk Takedown." Eric runs over for the chest bumps and says, "Maf Talk Takedown bro."

by CapnCam October 21, 2018

Tankedgiving

It's the version of Thanksgiving you have with just your friends the weekend before everyone has to hang out with their families. Usually involves getting tanked and eating turkey.

Jen: What are you bringing to Tankedgiving this year?
Kat: Green bean casserole and 4 bottles of Cabernet

by Kitty McClaw April 17, 2009

Tashed

Getting extremely drunk to the point that you do really weird stuff, most of which you won't remember the next day.

Man I am going to get so tashed this weekend

by StargazerPoison February 4, 2013