Tardogoloid

Tardogoloid is said to someone whenever they act retarded and also like a mong so basically mega retarded

Mike: dude look at james hes so retarded
Lucas: Retarded? More like Tardogoloid
Mike: Oh shit you right you are so right he is a tardogoloid thanks mate i will put that in my dictionary thanks so much

by Conqueror April 6, 2020

Stinging taron

When one puts a stinging roger up one nostril and snorts a big toke.

Mark: Hey I saw Chris do a stinging taron last night. He was crying for like 15 minutes
James: What a flog

by burnthecow September 28, 2017

tarkoved

When you are palying Escape From Tarkov and you get absolutely fucked by some random weirdo from 10 miles away

DAMN I JUST GOT SNIPED FROM DOME
Lol you got tarkoved

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Mean Tarot Reader

Abb; MTR- Any zooted scam artist that originated from TikTok that goes live on YouTube..See msashycat; trashpuss

Dude, that chick was blasted off the aytch last night & nodded off for a solid 7 minutes!! Lips turned blue, eyes went chameleon style! When she came to she mumbled somethin then said "Daddy Rice that's the ticket"..? Wtf lmao that was some classic mean tarot reader type stuff bahahaha!!

by HutchNation CEO April 11, 2022

Tarmogoyf

A powerful Magic the Gathering card. Its power and toughness are so ridiculously high that people continuously ask, "How big is tarmogoyf?" Tarmogoyfs cost A LOT of money.

I play a 5/6 tarmogoyf for 2 mana. Have fun!

by Dan Br August 4, 2008

Tardo Retardo

1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.

2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.

"OMG Kelly, Tardo Retardo was licking the frost off my car windows this morning!"

by TB_26 February 27, 2009

Taron

A cute, lovable male who likes to eat chips. They generally like to game, but beware when interrupting a game of Call of Duty, for they may bite you. Very vicious when tired and/or hungry. Do not get too close. They have beautiful eyes, but are very trustworthy and value him if you catch one.

You are such a Taron!

by coolcat15 January 9, 2012