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A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".
Yes, my leader! Yavohl, mein leader! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.
by The Dodger September 26, 2005
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Targeted Individual

A Person becomes a Targeted Individual when a criminal syndacate or ROGUE Police Agencies place the person on a National and Worldwide Watchlist. A Slander and Financial Fraud Campaign, meant to silence whistle blowers or perceived "enemies" detractors, truth tellers, and sometimes just normal everyday innocent people who's political, religious views don't match up to what their neighbors believe in. Aka "TI's" are attacked with various Mob Stalking, Cause Stalking, Vigilante Stalking which is enabled by fake Cell Phone Apps(Stalkerware) which are illegally used to monitor the victim. Attacks with Directed Energy Weapons, which were used in the U.S. Diplomats attacks in Cuba, China and Washington DC have now been proven. "HAVANA SYNDROME" is the terminology currently being used. As well as the U.N officially recognizing the term "Cyber Torture". The Senate recently passed a Bill providing financial and medical assistance to these Government Worker victims. In essence, Targeted Individuals are actually victims of DOMESTIC TERRORISM. Many TIs are victims of property theft, property damage, home break ins, and some end up committing suicide after decades of abuse. This happens to any Race, any Political Belief, any Religious beliefs are open to persecution. Criminals doing this use covert operations using highly advanced surveillance technology.
I became a Targeted Individual because my neighbor was jealous of my lifestyle .
by TIs. Targeted Individual June 28, 2021
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Target Style

when you paint a girls ass as a target, and you run into her and wherever you ram into her, is how accurate you are.
BOY:Okay babe, i wanna try target style

GIRL: Ill go get the paint....

LATER

GIRL: AHHHH WRONG HOLE!
by BMP820 September 23, 2011
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Face Book Target

Face Book Target is a recipient of abuse from the Face Book Bully. They suffer repeated acts over time that involves a real or perceived imbalance of power with the more powerful Face Book individual or Face Book group abusing those on Face Book who are less powerful.

The power imbalance may be social power.

The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a Face Book Target.
That one who has an evil friend who always has to have the last word on every single post. Or has that one who has to dominate every posting with the very last comment...

Sue can you believe, I am spanking Tony , by dominating every one of his posts and I always have the last comment on every one of his posts, He is such a Face Book Target!!!!!
by Raptorwyatt April 6, 2010
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lasering the target

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.
Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012
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target misdirect

Sex move used during a threesome. When two guys are double penetrating a whore, one of the guy pulls out and instead of jizzing on the whore, he jizzes on the other guy (added humor if you jizz on the other guy's face).
While double penetrating a whore, DJ pulled off the target misdirect on Aki for kicks.
by snakebiter October 9, 2009
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Target

A store that prides itself as being "upscale" but it is a horrible company to work for. All of the employees have some stupid abbreviation for their title. There are three types of people who work in Target; the loyalists who have a bulls eye tattooed on their asses, the people who are biding their time in between jobs, and the most tragic, the broken-spirited people who do not have the will to look for another job and take the abuse. The GSTLs are the worst people as they are drunk on their own power. The store manager is usually a figurehead. This company is like something straight out of Dickens. On top of all of this, the stores are so inefficiently run that it is a mystery that it maintains corporate status.
Target should be avoided due to its treatment of employees.
by New English June 6, 2009
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