tantric shit

A long nurtured poo to deliver a deep meaningful connection between man/woman and their faecal friend.

My tantric shit left me in a state of sensual connection with my evacuation. The release made me see stars and hear the voices of angels.

by New Hats McHatter September 1, 2017

tampon tantrum

How a girl reacts (generally by panicking) when she realizes her period has started and she doesn't have any tampons or pads on her.

Girl 1 : "... and my period started three days early! I wasn't expecting it, so I didn't have anything on me... Plus I was wearing my white shorts."

Girl 2 : "Oh my god, you must have been so freaked out! So what did you do?"

Girl 1 : "Well, I was about to throw a tampon tantrum, but the lady in the next stall handed one to me."

by zebraatlast November 14, 2009

temperature tantrum

Temperature tantrum: When you get cranky and pissy because it's so uncomfortably hot. The temperature-mood based equivalent of being hangry.

It's 75 degrees in here. Why are you wearing a robe and sweatshirt? How are you not hot? The fan is NOT putting a chill in the air. You better put the AC on to 66 before I throw a temperature tantrum.

by Slateythree December 15, 2018

Taki tantrum

When your asshole is spicey after you’ve eaten a shit ton of takis

“I just had the WORST taki tantrum!”

by Dyalsoap January 24, 2020

tantric

Prolonged sexual activity. In any position, even missionary.

Gina really enjoys tantric sex. Sometimes it lasts for four hours a session.

by Crizzy April 14, 2006

tantrump

A response of prediction and support of widespread violence when results don't meet their expectations.
A richman's hissy fit/tantrum. Derived from the host of The Apprentice.

Donald Trump had a tantrump over the upcoming GOP nominations.

by KoalaKhaos July 23, 2016

tantrumptum

An uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration expected from a narcissistic, self-aggrandizing and otherwise psychopathic Presidential bully-in-chef, that is indistinguishable from that of an impetulant young child.

So, no Tweet-Storm this time; today POTUS displayed a typical tantrumptum when he was accused of 'treason', vowing to exile the entire democratic caucus to Siberia if they fail to stand-down...

by YAWA May 22, 2019