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When its a race to get to the bathroom after your stomach has been hurting so bad and taking the biggest shit possible.
Dude: O MY GOD IM GOING TO TANK !!!!
*he runs to the bathroom*
Dude2: O my god hes tanking in my bathroon ....
Tanking by Mark-Shadows October 30, 2009
The action of holding two beers in one hand.
Every time I see Webb he's tanking
Tanking by Willt987 March 27, 2015
The act of drinking tea whilst masturbating (wanking).
The new guy was caught tanking in the crib room last week
Tanking by BGR3 June 26, 2016
To do a headstand with your head in a toilet bowl. A variant of Planking.
Oh god, I went in the bathroom and John was tanking in the Urinal !!!
Tanking by Bama-lama-ding-dong October 18, 2016
When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet
I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking
Tanking by Boburnqueef February 8, 2018
The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine
Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking
Tanking by sidface October 20, 2020