the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE
"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."
to which you respond "cracky tales..."
or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day
"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."
cracky tales, cracky tales...
to which you respond "cracky tales..."
or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day
"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."
cracky tales, cracky tales...
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Even though she may be sweet, don't take that as a cue to be mean to her, she is not be someone to be messed with! She is sensitive, but will stand up for herself and others and turn people against you.
An amazing friend.
She may be shy at first, but if you get to know her, she's a very interesting character! Loves animals and cute stuff :)
Even though she may be sweet, don't take that as a cue to be mean to her, she is not be someone to be messed with! She is sensitive, but will stand up for herself and others and turn people against you.
An amazing friend.
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Person 2: Must be a Talya :)
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