tallahassee tooth fairy

You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.

That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!

by arcturusprime November 19, 2010

Tallahassee Mist

The slight spray of bodily liquid from an over weight southern stripper. Known to hit the sniffers row. Or a Sherwin Williams paint tint.

Dammit Jon just got hit with some of that tallahassee mist, during that last move. Shit we sat too close!

Or

Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.

by Jade Canyon July 11, 2018

Tallahassee Larry

Despite injury of the receiver post coital union, the giver unconsensually takes union with the same injured orifice and causes further irreparable damages

I really got Tallahassee Larry’d when my boss suspended me and then fired me two weeks later for the same offense

by BallsdeepBucky July 14, 2018

Tallahassee Spin Cycle

Sex position where a girl goes face down, ass up, the guy sticks his dick in, climbs on top of her, goes spread eagle, and spins around in a full 360.

I just gave Janice the meanest Tallahassee Spin Cycle this side of the Mississippi!

by CorylnTheHouse December 1, 2016

Tallahassee

Tallahassee is the capital of Florida, up in the north end of the state near Georgia. The land is less flat, more wooded; the people not as hurried or transient. In the eighteenth century the population centers of old Florida were Pensacola in the panhandle and St. Augustine on the Atlantic--too far apart to be managed under a single provisional government. Officials went looking for a spot in between. But the Talasi Indians were already on that spot, so the officials told the Indians they needed to borrow their village for about three hundred years. Modern day Tallahassee centers around Higher education FSU, and FAMU too large universitys are located here, Government the state government resides here, Football and drinking.

Let's go to Tallahassee and catch a noles' game.

by Mike Hunter July 28, 2005

Tallahassee

One of the greatest zombie killers of Zombieland (formerly known as the United States of America).

Lover of Twinkies and hater of the undead

A very dangerous man, currently in the ass-kicking business.

When Tallahassee gets going, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with".

by The_Teek November 5, 2009

tallahussy

Any girl that goes to Florida State University or FAMU that's acts in promiscuous/immoral ways. Also known as a slut, but can also be used to describe a bitch and/or a stuck up, snobby girl. Particularly applicable in describing FSU sorority girls.

-Yo how are things going with that girl you met at chubby's?

-Man she was just another tallahussy, a one night stand, that's it.

also:
-Bruh why don't you talk to Sarah?

-Bruh she's actin like she's too good for a nigga... one of them tallahussys. She just wants that frat boy meat.

-Damn

by nose35 February 17, 2009