takuyar

An obese, Asian transvestite, over the age of 40, with a large interest in sadomasochist pornography.

"Why does Chung Sung Lu only come out of his house to buy whips?" pondered Derek the hobo.
"He's most likely a takuyar," responded inexperienced Marcus.

by Thatguyist March 5, 2008

takunda

amazingly awesome person. can be a know-it-all. loves country music and is always up for a good time. (wink)

man 1: i gotta get me a Takunda
man 2: Why?
Man 1: cos im bored of all these dramas i just want a good time.

by smileykingy July 10, 2010

Takuache

A brown man that either has an edgar haircut or a mullet starter kit. The mullet type usually puts his hat on before he styles his hair and is a modern Ranchero but will often lower their gmc rather than lift it. Shirt tucked in and a belt....square toe boot is standard.. The edgar type usually dons a dumb and dumber straight bowl with a taper fade or the fluffy version that is a halfro. Every now and then there will be a straight bowl front with a fluffy edgar back....this is a mullet starter kit. Hilarious to see a group of them in the wild "dookie sagging" skinny jeans usually with straps from backpack in both hands looking for other Edgar cuts. If you listen carefully you will hear almost a non stop "cuh" or "noquemacuh"

These takuaches look like they go to barber and sit down and say " F my whole life up cuh" and the barbers oblige." I got you fam!"

by The Ill-Lustrious Potente February 12, 2023

takuache

A person, usually of Mexican decent, who drives a slammed Silverado on billets who drives around yelling things like “si quema cuh” or “no quema cuhhh”. Usually the type to ruin car meets by doing peg leg burnouts.

Look at Edgar foo. He’s being a huge takuache at the truck meet right now cuh

by Rajé November 7, 2020

Takuma

KIND GUY WITH TWO 18 POUNDS PPS

TAKUMA OVER THERE DOES DOUBLE PENETRATION BY HIMSELF
TF, REAL SHIT

by caps master April 10, 2020

Takua

Takua was an adventurous Av-Matoran who was disguised as a Ta-Matoran and sent to Metru Nui during the Time Slip. He later moved to Mata Nui, where he eventually became the Chronicler. After donning the Kanohi Avohkii, he was transformed into Toa Takanuva, the prophesied seventh Toa and the only Toa of Light.

I would fuck Takua

by Felix Pewdiepie December 20, 2019

takuza

One who is afraid of his wife. Filipino slang for "takot sa asawa."

Former President Bill Clinton is a takuza.

by Josh M. February 1, 2006