black tights matter

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

you got me tight yo

Being upset or annoyed at someone

You got me tight yo, fuck outah my face

by Skrtskrtlilhoe April 25, 2017

tagturbate

To tag an article, a blog post, or tweet to excessive and disproportionate levels, often out of a mistaken impression that such tagging somehow improves the quality of said article, blog post or tweet.

Some Wikipedia editors totally like to tagturbate. Instead of researching and correcting a sentence that may appear dubious, they merely tag the article with "original research", "notability", and 200 "citation needed" tags. This makes the editor feel happy for a while, under a false sense of productivity, but in reality it does not improve the article or edify the reader, much as a celebrity does not become more attractive just by having a viewer masturbate to her picture.

by OygaBoyga February 20, 2010

Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

nigger tight

To over-torque or over-tighten a fastener to the point of stripping its threads or making such bolt or fastener virtually impossible to remove or loosen in the future without breaking or shearing it completely off.

"What's taking you so long to remove that wheel?"

"Latrell put these lugnuts on nigger tight and now I can’t get this wheel off."

by crab rangoon December 15, 2013

Tightarming

The necessary action of keeping the arms tight to the body to hide unsigthly sweat patches around the arm pits. When all else fails, it is the last line of defence.

Jerry was forced into tightarming, after his decision to wear a light grey tee to the club disasterously backfired when his new anti perspirant failed him in front of the laidies.

by cornstalk August 24, 2009

tight body

A tight body is a body that lacks body fat, fat folds, etc.

Aye yo girl, you gotta tight body. Aint even got any jelly rolls.

by Legrand5175 June 27, 2016