tafted

to taft; to outdo, best, or somehow surpass (particularly in a hilarious way); to perform a superlative act of one-upmanship.

NB: Tafting often happens in threes, since Taft was the only President to have served in all three branches of government. To taft is also used only to describe substantial or hyperbolic events, since Taft himself was famously obese.

She took my money, she took my dog, and now she's dating my sister! I've been Tafted.

by goobermandis August 21, 2010

tatties

the southern term for "titties" or "boobs"

that girl had some big ol' tatties

by rionthelion November 20, 2010

tattie-bogle

traditional scots for a scarecrow, one whom will 'defend the potatoes'.

'Awk aye, ther a coupla wee fudds paintin swastikas in the fairmer's tattie-bogle again"

by ewazza January 16, 2017

Tastierconch

When two men want to kiss eachother.

Man i'm so tastierconch for you

by Clex-- January 26, 2021

Tattie dome

The Statdium that Celtic FC play in.

Are we playing the tims at the tattie dome?

by Chris McT May 11, 2006

tasties

slang word for ecstasy pills

Are ya gettin' a few tasties?

Jesus i've had an awful amount of tasties!

by fergberg March 2, 2009

Tufties

Noun.

Little hairs on your chest that can be seen peeking out of your shirt.

person 1: what a nice shirt that man has.

person 2: yeah, except you can see some tufties sticking out.

person 1: mmmmm.

by tufterlover January 12, 2011