Taylan

Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.

Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."

by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022

Tallanasty

A nickname for the beloved Tallahasse, Florida.

Savannah: "When are you heading back up to the Tallanasty?"
Colleen: "Sunday afternoon."

by FSU Girl March 1, 2009

Talan

Talan is funny,intelligent,and caring.And he is a good basketball player

I wish I was Talan he is the man.

by Datking May 22, 2018

Talan

a normal person who will most likely kick your ass if you talk shit about him but is really cool to get to know

don't mess with that kid he is a Talan

by adaptations May 5, 2009

taylani

The most random name you will ever see. Has a 0.000003% commonality in the U.S. Basically a rare pepe in real life

Stranger: Yo, do you know Taylani?
Me: Bro, who?

by dan-is-falling-off-chairs December 19, 2016

talan lyons

Talan Lyons Is A Sexy Abbed Person Who While Take Your Girl when he wants he will kick your A$$ if u mess with his girl Plays lots of sports Musceled like the rock

oh man I wish I was a Talan Lyons

by Ikr He's a bada$$ April 25, 2017

yoo taeyang

dangerous idol and our precious sun.
it's known that he has the most adorable laugh in whole universe.
i love him, you love him

yoo taeyang is a person who deserves all good protect him at all costs (listen to mamma mia album)

by sf9sun February 27, 2018