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Tallahassee Gas Mask

To shit inside a shower cap, and sneak up behind someone. You then hold them back and put the shitty cap on their face like a gas mask.
I'm tired of my roommate giving me Tallahassee gas masks! I'm never buying a shower cap again.
by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
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Tallahassee Jackhammer

A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.
Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.
by watermelawn March 17, 2017
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Tallahassee Tussle

When you hit someone with your car, you argue with them until they get mad, then you shoot em dead, and proceed to take the less damaged vehicle
Person 1: Yoooo how'd you afford a Lamborghini
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you
by Black Jesus the Third January 8, 2019
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rogah taylah

roger was born on august 19, 1951. his parents (jimi hendrix and maddona) were killed in a car crash in 1952 and he was adopted by elvis presley . he was a guitarist for a band called king and he was originally a toe floating around space which he was near the sun. he exploded and the beatles wrote a song for them called hot space. space was hot because roger flew into the sun with david bowie who survived the sun. rogers death caused mozart to kill him self.
OMG! SPACE ODDITY WAS WRITTEN FOR ROGAH TAYLAH!
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
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The Tallahassee Hero

Nick name for T-Pain

Also known- as T, Tally Pain, Teddy Pain, Tallahassee Pain, Teddy Benderass, Teddy Penderass

Born 1985 in Tallahassee, Florida

T-Pain (born Faheem Najm in Tallahassee, Florida in 1985) is an American hip-hop and R&B
You know my bank roll it gotta lot of zero's
Teddy Pain, The Tallahassee Hero,
I done got a crib now im in the A
two steppin let me show you how i do dis thing
by timmmwww May 30, 2007
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Taela

Taela is an Australian name which orginates from Taylor/Tailor. She is outgoing, bubbly and likes to tease. Though she may be shy at first, she is really loud and boisterous. She has a crazy personality and is into music. She has excellent marijuana smoking skills...
Hey look its Taela ... shit is about to get crazy
by Angie mai December 7, 2012
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Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.
by cesiophile August 28, 2014
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