Extraneous Seductive Advertisements 

Any ad and/or commercial containing images or any other form of a seductive nature partially or completely unrelated to the product being marketed.

The Stay Asleep Longer Ads (showing two hot girls in a field playing with eachother's hair) are "Extraneous Seductive Advertisements".

Extraneous Seductive Advertisements by Good Old Tex June 18, 2011

turdvertise

The act of leaving
a) an elegantly large
b) a violently sprayful mess
in the tiolet bowl for someone else to discover.

Noun form: turdvertisement

I turdvertised a real long earth-snake at the bus station the other day -- man was I shit-proud!!!

After eating their chili with beans last night, I went back and left a horrendous turdvertisement in the restaurant's bathroom.

turdvertise by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

walking advertisement 

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.

Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.

walking advertisement by x3y October 18, 2019

niglet advertisement

those little stupid fuckin advertisement things you get in the mail with your credit card bill that nobody wants.

yo man dont you hate those stupid niglet advertisement's. Yeah man there so fucking annoying, i just wanna see my bill not all that stupid fucking shit.

niglet advertisement by MYNAMEIST January 27, 2007

dreadvertise (verb; dread + advertise) 

to advertise by dread, to engage in military propaganda.

There are skilled dreadvertisers in our government.

dreadvertise (verb; dread + advertise) by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003

Ugly Advertisement Girl 

That girl you see on an internet ad advertising a product that makes you squeamish from their ugliness. Often advertises clothes.

Well, just about done messing with kids over Facebook... AH!! What on Earth is that creature on the right side of the screen?!

Hah, that would be an Ugly Advertisement Girl. Hide in fear, child.

Ugly Advertisement Girl by SNARF SNARF January 29, 2008

Badvertisement 

Advertisements that are stupid as fuck. One of those commercials or magazine ads that makes you groan and say, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING OR TRYING TO PORTRAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT!! A completely retarded advertisement. A form of badvertising

Did you see that badvertisement during the half time show? Yah, it was stupid as fuck!

Badvertisement by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009