bastard tactics

Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.

Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."

by Pwince July 15, 2010

Carl Tactics

Invented by youtuber Chris The S Is Silent Carl Tactics is when you make a girl hate you. Either by annoying them or playfully fighting them. Then once they hate you run game on them then they'll love you.

Chri: Bruh john why are you always being mean to suzie are you using the carl tactics?
John: No nigga i hate that girl
*2 days later they're dating*

by PBandJ September 21, 2017

Scooby Scare Tactics

Jivespoken by blacks in order to intimidate or scare white people.

These black guys walked up to me and tried pulling their scooby scare tactics on me.

by someM14u February 28, 2011

Final Fantasy Tactics

A JRPG that does not revolve around a retarded story about emo-looking teenagers angry about the world, instead it has a large and complex plot involving political intrigue, philosophical dilemmas, betrayals, manipulation, demons and conspiracy theories. Not to mention that the soundtrack and the tactical battle system are outstanding as well. As a result it was not deemed to be worthy of appraisal by the Final Fantasy 7 fanboyish masses for being too complex, and ended up being unfairly overlooked by the majority in favor of other games.

The initial PSX translation sucked a lot, but ended up generating several memorable lines.

FF7 fanboi: Lol I played Final Fantasy Tactics and couldnt understand the battle system, and teh story sucks. Wat a crappy gaem!

FFT player: Yeah, whatever.

by benacer July 25, 2011

tactics arena

An online game where players can battle each other in a board-game type atmosphere using different characters such as knights, dragon tyrants, etc, to fight each other until they have destroyed all their opponents pieces. Players can join clans and also have a ranking that depends on how well they do in matches. There are two types of accounts, gold and grey. Gold accounts are players who pay 5 dollars a month to receive better character pieces, the ability to make and lead your own clan, and doesn't get logged out after games. Grey accounts are free and are erased from the server after 1 month. Also after every game you are disconnected, having to log back in every time. I played as a gold member for 1 month and by that time i was bored. It is ok for awhile but their are better games.

My ranking just went up because I won my match in Tactics Arena!

by maatttttt June 22, 2008

hamas tactics

made up by some romanian kid on steam that used hamas tactics on a steam group

romanian kid 1: holy shit look at this steam group
romanian kid 2: imma use hamas tactics on this steam group

by urdjrlpay May 27, 2023

Beast Tactics

1. Executing actions to beast an opponent.

2. When one is at peak performance, and accomplishes tasks with awesome efficiency.

3. Ravaging anything beyond recognition.

Examples provided with Beast Tactics.

-Going toe to toe with a Grizzly, kill it with a knife.
-Pull a Tac Nuke on Free for All.

-Masturbate and get off > 30 seconds.
-Combine Mcchicken with Double Cheese Burger.
-Standard position during sex = knees to chest.

-Fuck a hooker on a Moped, billy club her on the head when you blow and run her face in with the tires.

by dorelle666 March 10, 2010