Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.

Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.

by pork21 January 15, 2021

Camp Taconic

A seven week summer camp located in hinsdale, mass. You go back for years and years; all the shit happens at teensnack. U make your typical jappy summer camp friends, everyone can be b!tches but everyone always wants to return despite the lack of normal tasting food. Every girl is obsessed with Taconic and it’s a nice place overall

Oh you go to camp taconic? Do you know my friends?

by Taconiclover23456 December 8, 2018

tectonic

tectonic, noun
a gin drink for your office's alpha geek after work.

Cyrus: Hey, thanks a lot for getting my computer to speak English again, and showing me how to use Twitter. Here, go have a tectonic on me.

Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.

by Oliver Faltz March 29, 2013

tectonic

impressive, awesome, cool

Jackie Chan is tectonic!

by Warren February 23, 2003

Tectonic plates

Nothing, it’s just tectonic plates

“You wanna know why?” “Tectonic plates.”

by YoungCave February 15, 2020

tatonics

huge titties that sag/sink when the chick gets old

dude, those are definitely tatonics, they'll go down by the time she's 40

by Royel October 22, 2009

Titonic Effect

The effect of which a woman's breast make her seem more attractive

"Man she's so hot"

"Steve, it's just the titonic effect, she's not even that attractive"

by HealthyHole65 June 23, 2016