going to the mall

“Going to the mall” refers to taking Molly, hence “mall”
Coined by the Midge Bitch Gang, the phrase, “going to the mall” was used as a code word when conversing in the presence of snakes

Fiend #1: Bro you can do anything, but save going to the mall for another night

Fiend #2: Ugh fine I’ll do acid instead

by catsnakeghost June 5, 2018

sleeping in the mall bathroom

having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.

sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.

by pussyindick5 December 7, 2022

going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for "captured by fast zombies." In the role-playing game "HERO Madison," a person captured by the fast zombies is taken to the Johnson Creek Outlet mall for some nefarious purpose.

I'm very sorry, sir. It seems your son has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo Incognito December 15, 2008

The Shiba Mall

The coolest mall in the world

Cheems: Lets go to the shiba mall! Burgoid: Ok!

by Loafumas November 5, 2020

Taken to the outlet mall

A euphemism for being captured by fast zombies.

We're very sorry, sir, but it seems Major Bill has been taken to the outlet mall.

by Mateo incognito April 4, 2009

The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019