-I helped an old lady cross the street.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.
-That's great, but it doesn't make up for the fact that you burned down your house on purpose and almostshot your boyfriend. One bird doesn't make a spring.
-Okay Maria, you don't have to be a bitch about it.
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Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?
Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.
(Walk up to the badass)
Guy #1: Who are you?
Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...
Guy #1 & #2: O.O
Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.
(Walk up to the badass)
Guy #1: Who are you?
Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...
Guy #1 & #2: O.O
by dogottsel August 27, 2013
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2: It is never right to wrong someone, especially when that someone is minding his own business.
2: It is never right to wrong someone, especially when that someone is minding his own business.
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