sysadmin

The troll that looks over the computers at your school/library/local bestbuy. He has no real power and solely relies on smoke and mirrors to intimidate students. His magical powers include psychic remote viewing (through VNC desktop viewer), sending popup messages through winpopup, remote restart/shutdown, locking up your desktop, and playing god. Skills involved in being a sysadmin include networking, hardware, and being an asshole.

Mr. Rankins is a stereotypical sysadmin.

by Dark2k1 July 28, 2006

Syed

One Who Is Awesome
One Who Is Ranked 3rd in the state for web design.
A great tennis Player

Syed Is Better Then Cecil In Tennis.

by Urbandudeno1 May 8, 2005

Syeed

A glorious man who originates from a family of royalty and lives his life like a god

Look at syeed being so godly on this fine day

by GOAT55 July 27, 2021

SysAdmin

Someone who makes what ever craptastic software package or networking configuration that the customer and/or development team wants actually work.

SysAdmin because developers need help. I know some people say heroes but it's really help. Lots and lots of help.

also
Our sysadmin rocks. She made some kernel tweaks and now that crappy software stopped crashing.

by Quiet Fleece October 19, 2017

sysmed

something endogenic "systems" (fakers who say they have OSDD/DID, a traumatic disorder, without the trauma) call actual systems.

DID/OSDD Faker: you're a sysmed!
Person with DID/OSDD: no, I'm an actual fucking system

by Aiden King November 15, 2021

syced

Extremely happy or ecstatic

He was so syced to win the award

by Brainstoner March 7, 2016

Sysmed

A commonly cited term for someone against the idea that people can be systems without a medical condition, and a word most often used negatively.

"Fuck off sysmeds"

by CareLessAboutOthersHappiness May 26, 2022