Strumming the meat guitar

Female Masturbation

I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night

by Meat Man 666 March 5, 2015

Strummin and Hummin

The act of a single individual playing the acoustic guitar and singing along at the same time. Usually in a casual setting such as campfire as opposed to a literal performance.

Danny - "What's up Man, what's crackin?"
Matt - "Not much, just drinking some beer, got some friends over just strummin and hummin."

by phrasee January 5, 2010

scrummel

Substance created when cheap american cheese merges with mayonnaise due to their being allowed to co-mingle for too great a duration. Often found in sub-par sandwiches and wraps.

Bri: "That roast beef wrap was gross."

Chris: "Yeah, that's because all you could taste was the scrummel. I've had better sandwiches from gas stations."

by El Jquan June 17, 2011

Scrummage

To scrounge and rummage
Also in some rare cases to reorganize.

Brandon:I have to scrummage everything around in my room.
Alexis:Scrummage?
Brandon:.....Look it up

by Dutchphobia May 18, 2011

scrummy

1. Very nice tasting food.

2. A "fit" guy/gal, a hottie, very good looking person.

1. This meal is scrummy! Delicious.

2. That guy over there is scrummy! Scrummy enough to eat!
----Also used in the TV show "Ideal" where bald gay guy Brian has a different male partner every week, and every week he says "Int 'e scrummy?" to Moz.

by Avid WAS fan April 2, 2008

Strumming

Jacking off

Shes so hot i think im gonna start strumming my self

by RoadMan420 February 5, 2018

Strumming the guitar

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009