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Slovakia

A cool country who kicks ass in hockey.
"Peter Bondra, Ziggy Palffy, and Marian Hossa are a few Slovaks who rock at hockey."
by Slovak Matt May 29, 2004
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Slovak

The greatest, sexiest, nicest people on the entire planet. Despite people's constant confusing us with being a certain Greek food, we are proud of who we are, but not to the point of going around stirring shit with our fellow neighbours. Anybody with the slightest knowledge of Central (NOT EASTERN!) Europe will understand that the correct denonym for someone from the Slovak Republic (not Slovakia) is a Slovak, not 'Slovakian.'
Also, we are not Slovenes. They have their own country. And we aren't Czechs. They too have their own country.

The Slovak language is widely regarded as the most 'beautiful' of all Slavic languages, this is a result of its central position amongst them. This also means it's the Slavic language most Slavs can understand (ie the most mutually intelligable of all Slavic languages between Slavic languages)

Slovaks have a rich and diverse culture even though we suck at Eurovision :)
The amitable Slovak people are world renowned for their hospitality and general awesomeness.

Slovensko žije!
1: Omg, you're so awesome, are you by any chance Slovak?
2: Ano, Ako sa mate?
by Ľudovít Štúr April 24, 2009
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Hillel Slovak

Hillel Slovak was a guitarist and artist of other mediums. He reached fame as being a founder of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. He left in 1983 only to return in 1985 and played on two of their records. Unfortunatly he died of a drug overdose in June 1988 the day after returning home from the Chili's first ever European tour. This sent the band into a downward spiral. Anthony Kiedis went on a speedball binge. While Jack Irons was hostpitalized for clinical depression and left the band. They returned adding Chad Smith and the legendary John Frusciante who had been Hillel's biggest fan.
Hillel Slovak rocked his socks and his stratocaster
He's pure genious
by Jokyo June 21, 2006
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Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)

2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.

3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.

4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.

5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.

6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
I had some dumb broad give me a Slovakian Traffic Cone.
by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022
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Sova Baby!

A colloquial phrase used to express exuberance and, to a lesser extent, exude pride for the southern Virginia area. Its inspiration is unkown, although it is believed to have originated in Bangladesh.
I just won a fucking tournament! Sova Baby!!
by thumbswayup September 24, 2009
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Slovak Dutch Oven

The act of passing gas into a large Casserole Dish And serving it to your unappreciative POS boyfriend for main course
My Shit stain boyfriend wouldn't come near me for two months after I served him a Slovak Dutch Oven
by Aje45 November 28, 2021
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Slovak Republic

Slovak Republic , also known as SLOVAKIA. SVK, SK
Country in the Middle Europe, boardering Austria, Czech Republic, Poland, Ukraine and Hungary.
Since 2004 member of EU - European Union
Capital city - Bratislava
Former Czechoslovakia has split into Slovakia {Slovak Republic} and Czech Republic.
Don't believe in Eurotrip movie, it's dumb, it's not true...
by Samo B. January 7, 2006
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