swova

Pronounced sw-OH-vuh

"Swova" is a convienient abbreviation of "swear to Jehovah," Jehovah being God. It can appear as a question or a statement, noun or verb. If someone makes a "swova," they are usually placing their credibility on the line, similar to "swear to God." If someone "swovas" something and lies/is wrong, it is referred to as an invalid swova. A build-up of invalid swovas over a period of time leads to lack of credibility. You can also prove people wrong of their swovas.

It can also be used to ask your friend if they would have sex with a girl you see. (see examples)

Joe: I saw a car accident yesterday.
John: Swova?
Joe: Yes, I swova.

Hot girl walks by.
Guy #1: Swova you wouldn't? (Meaning swova you would not have sex with her)
Guy #2: Noooooo. I swova I WOULD. (meaning no, I swova I would have sex with her)


Greg: I swova he said that.
Tyler: We have the conversation recorded and he never did say that...another invalid swova.
Greg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

swova by Some Italiano August 11, 2005

Sovany 

Sovany is a straight up, beautiful girl. She's popular, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. She is friendly to anyone she meets and a loyal friend. She seems to get hurt a lot but still looks for "the one". Sovany has a great figure and likes to be in the best shape. When you find an Sovany, never let go because once she's gone... you can't get her back.
"dayummm did you see Sovany today? she's looking hella fine!"

"see that pretty girl? she has to be an Sovany."

Buy Sovany Starbucks and Shoes

Sovany by Vanessa8901 August 26, 2013

Slovakian Traffic Stop

A place for people to have large orgys consisting of high amounts of Slovakian Traffic Cone

Hey, this girl is holding a Slovakian Traffic stop you wanna go

Slovakian Traffic Stop by Osama bin commiting terrorism January 13, 2022

Spova 

Issa guy who's good looking and dressing nice and he's always with the Gang behind him for Full Support

Did you see how Spova Da Gang a dressed... They look good

Spova by SPOVA DA GANG July 2, 2019

slovak thunder 

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

I ordered 4 slovak thunders for my friends because I only had $4 in my wallet.

slovak thunder by STKazaam October 28, 2013

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Slovakian Bricklayer 

The act of busting a nut between a chick's tits, then holding them together until it hardens.

So this skamk asked me to tittyfuck her. I held out until she fell asleep, then I gave her the Slovakian Bricklayer.

Slovakian Bricklayer by tbaggz31 February 17, 2010