The Real Swoozie

1. One who drinks an excessive amount of alcohol and then fights with friend(s) that banged his brother
2. One who partys like a bitch
3. One who can be easily convinced to run home after a party no matter what the distance is
4. One who texts compulsively
5. One who fails at hooking up with a dime, and then returns to texting dem easy freshmen and sophmore girls which will keep occuring until the age of 30 when he comes to terms with his gay side and becomes infatuated with da dick
6. Beats a few scrubs in beerpong until he loses to the Dream Team of the M&M boys A.K.A Mark and Mike
7. One who undoubtably has the nickname of "the icon"

1. "I can't wait to see the real swoozie tonight so i can laugh at him."
2. "Man, did you see the real swoozie get killed by the Dream Team last night in beerpong. They're really good."

by afro thunda January 17, 2008

Swooze

To get totally smashed(drunk).

Dude, i got way swoozed yesterday! It was AWESOME man!

by x.XKoryX.x February 18, 2009

Swoozed

when you feel slow , drunk , an high at the same time !

"Man i'm swoozed asf"

by Trey Huncho October 14, 2017

swoomened

verb (used without object), past participle of swim.

swim, swam, swoomened.

Peter have swoomened many times in his life.

by Gandhi 9gag March 23, 2018

swoomers

Swoomers don’t play the game, they are the game.
To be mackin.

Swoomers are prepared for whatever awaits them.

Swoomers can say whatever, to whomever, whenever.
Swoomers don't take NO for an answer.
Swoomers demand excellence.

When the swoomers was swoomin', they had no chance.

by #gamestud1 November 19, 2018

swoozed

when someone gets extremely angry over something very little, like losing your keys

Woah man, jack is swoozed right now

by imBigJuicy September 15, 2020

smoomz

Meaning "I love you" without typing it out

Smoomz

by Pchancerob October 16, 2020