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swomp donkey

A term used to descibe the most hideously ugly girl you have ever seen. This girl would have to have fallen out of the ugly and not only hit every branch on the way down but then land in the biggest pile of shit this side of ever.
Dai "'right butt?? Saw you at Zanzibar last night!!!
Rhod "I saw you."
Dai "You were getting hold of some fat bird."
Rhod "Tell me about it!!! she was a right fucking swomp donkey. I'm never gonna show my face in Newport again."
by Dazzler April 22, 2006
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Slompy

Similar to "lenergic", slompy is a state of tiredness often induced by boredom. This boredom somehow leads to a feeling of having energy, but at the same time being unable to complete any meaningful task.

A state of slompyness can also be developed over long periods of procrastination.
"I'm just too slompy to finish my homework tonight. I'll just do it tomorrow."
by Ndrd January 21, 2009
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sompy

A mix between soft and swampy...sompy.
I took my shirt out of the dryer too early, therefore it is sompy.
Really wet grass that sinks...

In sentences:
"oh dangit! my shirt is all sompy!"
"wow...my foot is sunk in the sompy grass."
by Cody A September 17, 2008
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swampy

A woman's moist vagina, occuring usually during a state of sexual arousal. The term can also be uased as an adjective to desrcibe a wet vagina.
1. The couple failed to have sexual intercourse due to the fact that the female could not get a swampy.
2. As the two made out in the car,the girl began to become aroused and was starting to feel a bit swampy.
by Chazeene13 July 28, 2008
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swampy clam

A musty-smelling, nasty vagina.
"Damn, Stacy's mom had such a swampy clam"
"Yo this bitch had a swampy clam"
by Clitman April 3, 2014
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swampy butt

When you sweat from your buttocks and feel a rash in your latter regions.
After my run I had severe swampy butt.
by thebuttmaster December 16, 2015
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Scompy

Adjective. Pleased and satisfied after eating especially delicious Human food. Invented by a parrot.

"He would always say (among all his other food phrases) 'want some?' While he was trying to convince me to give him bits of my yummy human food dinner. But he'd also play with words a bit, and one day he added a c in there, and changed it to 'want scome?' (Pronounced like scum), and I said 'want scome?' In an incredulous voice and laughed. So that only encouraged it and he kept saying scome instead of some. Then he distorted it further into 'want scom' where the two words almost rhyme, then 'want scomps?', then 'scomp scomps?', all in an ever increasingly incredulous tone, over the course of about a month. He suddenly switched back to saying it properly but scomps survived in his vocabulary in the form of his invented adjective scompy, which he created based on all the real adjectives he knows. He would get some of my dinner and then say 'ooh you're such a scompy budgie' meaning, I guess, that he's a budgie who gets to eat tasty human food."
"Aw man that pizza's got me so scompy"
"Did you have sausages? Yes you did! Who's a scompy dog!"
by Dazzydeer November 18, 2018
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