Solitary Confinement 

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?

AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?

Solitary Confinement by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020

Solitary Bad Santa 

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

Solitary Bad Santa by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

Solitaire 

1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker

I have to go play solitaire now...

Solitaire by Katie March 30, 2004

naked solitaire 

Another word for masturbation...... playing with yourself

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.

naked solitaire by Philip Norvell January 4, 2006

solitary moments 

a state which a person prefers or wants to be alone

Ej is in the state of solitary moments, He wants to be left alone.

solitary moments by lancelot_ej January 30, 2008

Solitaire porn

The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background

Man 1:My computers so slow I've resorted to fucking solitaire porn
Man 2:Allow that

Solitaire porn by Bobby-bastard April 24, 2008

solitaire 

The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.

You assholes ditched me. I ended up playing solitaire seventeen times.

solitaire by Orpheus II July 17, 2006