Sleezed

Someone who is drunk, high, or just not sober.

Harris was so sleezed last night that he vomited in the uber

by Joey Hotdogs May 3, 2018

sweeped

when you have to write a job report saying that you swept but do not have a 't' on your keyboard

"I sweeped earlier and am all done."

by Hdhomies March 2, 2009

my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

by DTOP May 2, 2006

sleezedropping

(v.) Listening to the soundtrack of a sexual act in which you are not partaking, be it for entertainment value or masturbatory material. This is commonly practiced in hotel rooms or apartment buildings with thin walls.

I can't stop myself from sleezedropping when I walk out into the hall and hear the people in apartment 327 fucking.

by PalmsDown January 17, 2010

steezed

Stoned. A person who just engaged in the act of steezing(smoking marijuana) will most likely be steezed out of his or her mind.

I just got done steezing at the park, i've never been this steezed in my entire life!

by Hilario Bagawilowagnacio April 18, 2006

steezed irwin

to not be confused with someone with style and ease, its the day after you thizz, or pop ecstasy which is when you have that horrible come down. its when your hella tired all day and just wanna rest. sort of like a hangover without the dehydration and yacking.

im steezed irwin right now cus i popped that molly and now im just dumbass tired and clueless.

by STEEZED IRWINNNN February 4, 2009

Sweezey Todd

The act of taping whiskey bottles to your hands and not being able to take them off until you finish each bottle.

If you lose this bet you will have to Sweezey Todd.

by Cream Cornholio February 8, 2017