Sleeb

Sleeb: sleep but like when you REALLY need it

Me, showing up at my friends apartment in DC: dude I just. I need a nap. I missed u I love u but I need to sleeb

by Sleebapple October 25, 2019

Skeeblie

The small pieces of poo left clinging to the toilet bowl after taking a nasty dump

Man you left a load of skeeblie's stuck to the bowl after taking that shit

by Chonggoman May 27, 2014

smeeb

To sleep in an exhausted or disoriented manner.
Past tense: smebt

"If you feel like knocking out, then go to smeeb."
"I was very smeeby before my nap but I smebt well, so I feel much better!"

by Jynzie July 6, 2021

sleeber

The MOST sleeby person you know. An expert sleeper. A master of naps. Someone who can sleep at the drop of a hat anytime anywhere.

Cindy sat down for just a second and is already out cold. She's just a tiny sleeber!

by BKValuemeal May 18, 2021

Steeb Job

When the guy sucking you from behind has a nose so large that it pierces your asshole and hits your g spot.

I got a Steeb Job last night and it made me cum buckets.

by WiseBowel February 17, 2021

Sqweeb

A pet that terrorizes your family and raids your fridge

he's also made of Pinto beans and grape jelly so he's a tasty snack

Boy 1: I reallly want that pet!
Boy 2: You mean that dog?
Boy 1: No, that sqweeb made of pinto beans!

by MintyKitten July 23, 2020

sheebar

a thoroughly and unmercifully annihilated pussy, normally achieved when an amply-sized man takes the largest and sharpest part of his body (usually the penis) and proceeds to rip and stab the vagina until it becomes completely mutilated and dysfunctional. Bleeding is not uncommon, as the vagina typically tears, and the girl never experiences any degree of pleasure. The gyrations and the thrusting of the mammoth throbbing cock destroys the lining of the hitherto intact vagina as well as the outside genitalia. While in the process of getting her pussy demolished, the girl typically experiences indescribable amounts of pain, and exclamations of intense physical torment are commonly heard. Afterwards, the pussy becomes completely useless for any sexual activity, as the girl is unable to feel pleasure anymore, and the colossal hole left behind could not stimulate the largest dick on the whole fucking planet.

1) "Oh shit Jake! Your dick is WAY too big. I don't want you to turn my cunt into sheebar!!!"

2) After her sexual encounter with Jake, she was unable to walk for a week and found that her pussy had turned into sheebar.

by jakecman January 11, 2010