Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.

Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.

by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015

Swedish Pizza

A slang term for the female genitalia

Dude she had a tasty swedish pizza

by acidctrl August 26, 2017

swedish jacuzzi

A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids

Dad: Hey kids I’m home!

Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi

by Yanguskhan69 September 30, 2020

swed

From the phrase "Smoke Weed EveryDay" found in the song "the next episode" by dr. dre and nate dogg

"we always swed. "

"swed for life."

by joeeeeeee July 24, 2008

swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017

sqwedgie

when a guy sweats in the scrotum area and his underwear gets stuck between the scrotum and the legs and must be picked to relieve the awful stuffy feeling.

when pat ran a mile, he had a terrible sqwedgie and needed to pick it.

by mooshkla June 9, 2005

sweding

Re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.

In the most potentially funny film of 2008 ‘Be Kind, Rewind‘, Jack Black and Mos Def must re-record classic movies to replace broken VHS tapes. The process is described in the film as sweding, or “re-making something from scratch using whatever you can get your hands on.”

by Morten Folkvord February 14, 2008