seatback

When leaving a chair, you can say "I call seatback" and no one else in the room can take the seat away from you. Similar to saying, "I call shotgun" when approaching a car.

No way, you can't sit there, I called seatback!"

by Jamie Kozma April 16, 2006

sweatsack attack

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.

"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."

by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009

Setback Syndrome

When a human being purposely or accidentally wastes the times of other human beings

Short: yo I'm going to get fined 10,000$ for parking can you move my car
Big : shutup
By-Law: ticket for 10,000 for parking in government property
Short : Thanks bro...you and your setback syndrome
Big : (hahaha) I love you broo

by Zingy666 January 2, 2013

sweetback

70's black slang for a large penis.

Don't slip that girl your sweetback, she's got the clap!

by Dave December 28, 2005

seatbacks

when leaving a seat calling seatbacks before someone else sits in it gets you your seat back upon returning. If you sit somewhere else, or go outside than seatbacks is nullified.

Get up out my seat, I called seatbacks 'fo you sat down

by lesteveman September 5, 2006

Sweetback

Sweetback: The true definition of a sweetback is a male gold digger,a kept man as mentioned in the book Invisible man by Ralph Ellison.

Guy is a sweetback. Lady pays the rent but his only love is cold hard cash.

by well-read June 3, 2022

Sweaterback

A caucasian, tennis playing douche bag who wears their sweater tied around their necks/shoulders as an accessory, usually paired with a pastel polo shirt & popped collar. Often go by names such as "biff" "muffy" or "chadwick". They can be found in affluent country clubs, or in Palm Beach.

Kyle: Look at all these fucking sweaters, they're everywhere!

or

Alex: I need a caesar salad on the fly for a sweaterback they want their lettuce chopped for them.

Catherine: Fucking sweaterbacks.

by Catalllack April 24, 2010