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Swanson

Named for Parks and Recreation great, Ron Swanson, a noted man's man, expert whittler, creator of the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, steak enthusiast, and mustache aficionado.

To "Swanson" something is to succeed spectacularly. You didn't just achieve your goal, there wasn't even a hint of failure.
Girl: "You must have been starving! You Swansoned that steak!"
Boy: "Yeah, I was hungry. It was delicious."

Boy 1: "Start filming, I'm going to Swanson this jump!"
Boy 2: "Already rolling, bro, go for it!"
by KweenRider November 30, 2011
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Swansonian lie

To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm
"I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic anymore, I may have told a Swansonian lie" sarcasm lie
by Swarcasm April 2, 2010
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swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
by mr swanson July 31, 2018
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Kent Swanson

A person who tries to impress another while also still claiming that they are better than the other
You're being such a Kent Swanson, knock it off!
by Kent Swanson November 28, 2022
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SHAYSON4Life

Sharifa and Jayson kissing on a tree
look at Shayson they are kissing on a tree
Shayson4life: Jayson and Sharifa for life
by ThatboiAtSchool March 8, 2019
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Swanson Dinner

2. Swanson Dinner

What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.
by Dleg December 21, 2008
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Swanson Dinner

Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.
Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?
James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)
by Franzzz November 6, 2008
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