Swan

The term used for someone walking around aimlessly when they should be doing something usefull.

Person 1:Fuck this, am off for a swan mattteeee.
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Person2: What you doin Shaun?

Person 1: Im just swannin about lad.
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by bigphoenixguinessdrinker August 16, 2009

swan

ugly duckling turned hot girl

by stephanie rosero February 12, 2003

SWAN

An acronym meaning Sick Wicked And Nasty. It can be used to describe how sick, wicked and nasty a person looks, acts, or feels by just saying the said acronym. It has a double meaning for either good or bad terms.

good term: i met this girl/guy at a club and s/he was so SWAN!
bad term: why are you acting so SWAN for?

by bubbabear January 10, 2009

Swanning

The process of goin up the skirt, down though the underwear und up into the nether regions of a whore on the dance floor in a swan like action. Technique first originated by J.D.R. 8/01/08

"Are you swanning that well buff girl!"
"Jake did you just swan her?" "Yeah bruv, smell my hand!"

by Tom556828 January 19, 2008

Swan

Someone that is the ultimate lame; truly a ham. Don't expect much out of them.

Wowww swan, fall back.

It's a swan crossing up in here.

by SicWitIt June 5, 2009

swan

wander or go in a casual, irresponsible way, as to look for opportunities to gain something if lucky enough.

"You swan in here, your first tournament and you think that (you can ruin everything)..." (Outnumbered TV series season 3 episode 2)

by Vahid_niamadpour October 24, 2012

the swan

A competition to make women look more like an Asian character from Mad TV.

You plastic surgery person... you make-a me look-a like a man!

by Alex Borstein April 25, 2004