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Shutterman

Andy: "Omg! I didn't know it was Wednesday!"
Susan: "Andy you're such a shutterman innit!"
by Flinkmantinginnit December 6, 2021
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Scott sitter

When someone called Scott misses a sitter in a game of football
by Owen court February 28, 2017
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Swank Setter

1. adj. cool, great, or awesome.

2. n. A high class version of an Irish Setter, a popular dog breed.

3. interj. Used to express extreme awesomeness.

Synonyms: Cedric Gordon, awesome possum

Etymology: Just a funny phrase my best friend and I made up in high school and used among our group of friends.
1. That's pretty Swank Setter.

2. I say old chap, that is a rather Swank Setter, much swankier than the MacDonald's pooch.

3. So we're cool right? Yes? Swank Setter!
by niai September 19, 2005
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scutterbutt n.

damn that girl so dirty i wouldnt even touch her, what a scutterbutt.
by casey December 7, 2003
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Stutterclick

The accidental clicking of an unintended web link due to a frame shift which can occur during the millisecond between the time you actually click something and the time the click is registered by your device.

Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn't. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.

Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial crash and recession will be caused by a Stutterclick.

Quite possibly the most annoying thing about a computer since your dialup access to AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.
(wife, to husband) ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, I SEE YOU ARE ON ASHLEY MADISON!!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!

(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!
by RATTnroll October 31, 2016
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buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.
Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.
by sidmon69 March 16, 2013
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sitter

An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.
first timer: "It's so hot in here! I'm burnin' up!"
sitter: "Just chill, I'll grab some Pepsi's and we'll go to
to the lake."

first timer: "I have to warn my neighbor about the volcano
in my face!"
sitter: "Just chill. I already told him. Let's sit back and
listen to Blind Melon."

first timer: "I can feel the acid but I'm not getting any
visuals."
sitter: I got a couple joints. Let's go down to the
waterfall and puff. That'll help you out."
first timer: "Thanks, man. Thanks for being there for me,
ya know?"
sitter: "It's cool, homey. No biggie."
by FrIeNdOfMaN June 18, 2006
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