A Street Rossi is a motorcycle rider driving on public roads who has succumbed to the delusion of thinking he/she has the riding abilities of Valentino Rossi. In the wild, they can be found on public roads riding at 110 mph in a 35, performing aggressive 3-lane changes with no blinker (and cutting off a cager in the process), or - most likely - on the ground in the middle of the road with their bike in 100 pieces. While this person may be mistaken for a squid, they actually have a higher chance of wearing a helmet, due to their desire to look like a racer. The helmet likely sports a highlighter-yellow color along with Monster logo stickers, racing stripes, or triangles like Valentino Rossi's helmet.
"The Street Rossi stickers are in!! Guys I'm so f**king excited about these I had to slap one on my helmet." - Yammie Noob (a.k.a. Proud Street Rossi)
"A Street Rossi blew past me doing 100 on Main Street today. I caught up with him, though. He was stuck head-first in the window of the 7-11."
"A Street Rossi blew past me doing 100 on Main Street today. I caught up with him, though. He was stuck head-first in the window of the 7-11."
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Get the street yodeler mug.Street carts, sometimes called boof carts or fake carts, are THC cartridges that you buy anywhere that isn’t from a licensed dispensary or weed shop. Sometimes these carts are branded with companies that don’t even exist, referencing to pop culture icons, video games, tv shows, movies etc. Other times, they may look like they’re from a legit company but are in fact not made by the real company. So what’s going on here?
Drug dealers are realizing that as the weed business grows & becomes more legal, they will be competing with legal shops that sell what they sell and more, including cartridges. So what these drug dealers do is buy empty, pre-branded carts off Chinese websites and fill them up with oil they make at home. Oil that never goes through testing, regulation, or anything of that nature to make sure what you’re smoking is good for you or not. You can see why these things are sending people to the hospital.
Drug dealers are realizing that as the weed business grows & becomes more legal, they will be competing with legal shops that sell what they sell and more, including cartridges. So what these drug dealers do is buy empty, pre-branded carts off Chinese websites and fill them up with oil they make at home. Oil that never goes through testing, regulation, or anything of that nature to make sure what you’re smoking is good for you or not. You can see why these things are sending people to the hospital.
“Yo man I just bought this rove cart for $30, my plug said it came straight from Cali!”
“I think you got a street cart bro”
“I think you got a street cart bro”
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My boy Matt got wasted on some hooker's cocaine laced Street Champagne. He said those bubbles tickled his nose and anus.
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