superman

A technique of drunk urinating which involves using no hands and an adequete amount of precision. It is the leading cause of yellow shoes and slippery bathroom floors. Oh, and don't forget that gay guy that wears tights and has an S on his shirt.

I killed my grandma due to negligent supermanning.

by William Stephens May 3, 2006

superman

While fucking your stain doggy style, you pull your legs straight back and fly on her ass like Superman while continuing to fuck.

DeMario was givin Shawanda a brooklyn midget when he decided to superman the bitch and hit the street himself.

by Liono January 12, 2008

superman

When you're fucking a girl and you pull out and jizz on the sheets, then roll her over on it, so when she gets up it looks like she has a cape on.

Crank that Soulja Boy now Superman that hoe!

by sdfjklj f dslkfjls December 26, 2007

superman

When a blunt is all but a few centimeters long, you suck it barehandedly until your lips touch the cherry, then suck the whole thing down.

Yo man, superman that shit!

by desert fox May 8, 2005

superman

1. to enthusiastically jump onto a woman to have sex with her, arms stretched out foward a la supermans flying style

"I was so horny, as soon as we hit the bedroom I Supermaned that girl!"

by Comedian Denis Donohue September 22, 2007

superman

The worlds greatest Superhero. No as relevant nowadays as he used to be, but will be forever remembered and will probably be to future generations what Greek gods are to us today. His S symbol is more known than the peace symbol worldwide. Embodies the concept of the Superhero, and apart from Batman and Spiderman has no competition in terms of public admiration. Has much in common with Jesus Christ, i.e- sent from a far away heavenly place by his father to aid and save humanity. Died and was resurrected. Sells millions in merchandise a year and hundreds of thousands of comic books. Outdated somewhat today, but forever will be remembered and esteemed as the first god of the comic medium.

"Superman is the first true superhero..."

by PepsiCola September 14, 2006

superman

a massively overpowered loser who is invincible and is able to easily escape the pull of a blackhole yet gets his ass handed to him by a person with no superpowers. wtf dc?

superman, right after stopping a giant meteor in midspace, just got knocked out by one punch from some random thug. goku would kick that thugs ass.

by tgk7257 January 27, 2007