Clark Sumner

The best person in the history of the world ever.
And he will be my husband and we will have babies. :)

"Woah, that guy over there is a real Clark Sumner!

by llamaloverDUCKFUK August 2, 2011

shane sumner

Lead guitarist for English band Fearless Vampire Killers. Designs the band's artwork and merchandise. Also known as Cyrus Barrone.

Shane Sumner is really good at playing guitar and drawing.

by FrankToMyGerard January 1, 2015

Pet Sumner

North Carolina hick. Loves basketball. Has a hot gf. Amazing friend. Loaded. Drives Mercedes. Southern swag. Takes care of the drunk and needy. Likes chocolate cake. Straightedge. His roommate sleeps with everyone, even though he's not hot. Nice smile. Jams out to awesome music. Sometimes eats shit playing basketball and gets bruises his back. loves his fellow puringtonites <3

There are no other examples of Pet Sumner

by npnleklh November 6, 2010

Charles Sumner

US Senator from Massachusetts and inventor of "doggie-style." He was famously caned by Preston Brooks on the Senate floor and less famously "caned" by a number of other men.

I'm going to cane you like Charles Sumner tonight!

by historybamfff June 3, 2011

Tesla Sumner

The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑

Tesla Sumner is perfect and she’s is Matthew’s.

by MattyTheLobster July 28, 2021

Summer Ant

An ant that is born during the summer.

Due to the already massive population of ants, compounded by the fact that the ant population tends to skyrocket during the summertime months, the average Summer Ant could be very easily defined as one of earth’s least valuable creatures.

Damn bro, your life, literally, is as valuable as a Summer Ant. You should kill yourself NOW

by ClickBaitVEVO January 27, 2022

summer child

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.

"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."

by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015