When you're suppose to be working but you blatantly sit on your ass and stare at your phone for hours at a time.
by MitchCumstein August 10, 2017
Get the Schelling mug.The act of turning away from social networks and/or communication in order to get some alone time and/or relief from the excessive use of online social networks/communication. This does not mean the sheller does not use dark social mediums such as e-mail and/or text messaging.
Adam: Hey Steve, why are you not on facebook anymore?
Steve: I told you!! I'm shelling for a few months. I can't be too addicted to shit like facebook and twitter!
Adam: You can't be in your shell forever, you'll be back.
Steve: I told you!! I'm shelling for a few months. I can't be too addicted to shit like facebook and twitter!
Adam: You can't be in your shell forever, you'll be back.
by EyesExistInTheSky October 29, 2012
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V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.
Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.
Dude 2: I got it.
Dude 1: Give it here.
Dude 2: What are you doing with it?
Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.
Dude 2: Nice, go go go.
Dude 2: I got it.
Dude 1: Give it here.
Dude 2: What are you doing with it?
Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.
Dude 2: Nice, go go go.
by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009
Get the Turtle Shelling mug.Fleeing before shit hits the fan. Typically used when a person ensures not to be present before major or uncomfortable events. The word stems from the Indian name Susheel - Good character man - with the Scandinavian post-fix negating the statement.
He's susheeling.
by tsofar May 22, 2017
Get the Susheeling mug.What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.
John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"
Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"
John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"
John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011
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by wardell1973 November 25, 2015
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by D1TL October 22, 2016
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