surfsexual

when boys (mostly teenagers) are not straight nor gay. just in love with their surfboards and care about nothing else.

lilly:ughh that guy is so cute but he wont even look at me!

hallie: we are at the beach and the only thing he's paying attention to is his surfboard. he must be surfsexual

by cassandra say October 6, 2008

Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

Swagsexual

The word "SWAGSEXUAL" means that you are straight, but with swag 😎. This amazing sexuality was created by the one and only swag mf, swag mf is the coolest person you will ever meet in your life.

"Hey did you hear about that new sexuality, swagsexual?" "yeah im totally swag sexual, and I've heard the person who made it is the coolest person ever too!"

by SwagsexualCharlie February 11, 2021

swagsexual

Swagsexuality is basically the defiance of any rules and the rejection of what people think of you. Being swagsexual has nothing to do with the term "swag" and was actually coined by @JoshDMayo in Mid/Late-2012 to make fun of the word. To be swagsexual gives up all of your rights as a "popular" person, and invokes your rights as level with the majority of people. If you are swagsexual however, it doesn't mean your average. It means you don't give a fuck what you are. It can also be used to describe how sexual a person is. Being swagsexual means you attract both the opposite and same sex in an indescribable way.

It can be used as a noun, adjective, or adverb.

He is swasexual.
He has swagsexuality.
He is being swagsexul.
"You're looking very swagsexual today."

by Swagsexual November 25, 2013

sabasexual

sabasexual people are people who are attracted to people with the name “saba”

hey i’m sabasexual

by hotgurlstiles July 7, 2021

Gugasexual

Smeone who is only sexually aroused/attracted to Guga from the youtube channels "Guga Foods" and "Sous Vide Everything."

Guy 1: i am Gugasexual.
Guy 2: wtf is that.
Guy 1: it means i want guga to make me into a BEAUTIFUL steak while naked~.
Guy 2: i dont feel comfortable around you anymore.

by drawmez April 30, 2022

Sonasexual

Sexual attraction to someone based on their voice alone, or sexual attraction to a voice itself. Formed of the root "sona" meaning "sound" or "intonation" with "sexual" meaning forming a sexual attraction to.

Person 1: "I absolutely love Peter Serafinowicz's voice! It's so amazing I'd want to bang him just to hear what it's like."
Person 2: "Sounds like you're a sonasexual."

by Bluelfears July 1, 2018