Subway Stance

The stance one assumes in order to brace for the sudden start of a subway or train. A good subway stance makes holding onto handrails unnecessary. Styles include, but are not limited to:

The "Cowboy" (wide legged, forming tunnel with legs)

The "Sprinter" (formation of a triangle with the body, hands on the ground, feet on the ground, stomach in the air)

THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)

THe "beanstalk" (anchoring foot under seat or luggage to avoid falling)

Dan- "Wow, look at that guy ride the subway! He doesn't hold on to the handrails at all! How doesn't he fall?"

CHristina-"He is an experience subway rider, and by consequence he has perfected a solid subway stance"

Dan-"THATS THE COOLEST THING EVER"

by Subwayman April 25, 2010

jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

subway sleeping bag

When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway

I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.

by kurt cosmic June 1, 2011

Subway Brains

To lack intelligence and the common sense of direction like the workers at the Cross Lake, MN Subway.

Customer - I would like a six inch spicy Italian with no tomato.
Subway Worker - One six inch spicy Italian with extra tomatoes.
Customer - Subway Brains.......

by Fisher-Z June 2, 2015

Subway

a place that makes awesome subs but won't help u lose wieght as well as they say.

subway is one of the best places to eat i know of.

by jay August 3, 2003

subway dave

A very skinny boy who will badly dance for any food, usually subway.

Guy 1- Hey did you see subway dave's new dance video
Guy 2- obviously, he posts one every week and reminds everyone on snapchat to watch it.
Guy 3- Id give him subway to stop danceing

by poop pooop pooooooop November 4, 2016

Jared From Subway

1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist

Jared From Subway, no!!!!

by Tom Robinson October 19, 2015