stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas January 4, 2009

stumplestiltskin

A short man usually with a Napoleon complex who has a miniscule penis. Maybe inverted or stunted at a young age this penis may be impossible to spot with the naked eye. Never the less it is there short in stature just like the man it belongs to.

Jane: How was your date with Larry?

Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

'Surples

An expression of greeting

'Surples, Bob, what's the dilly-o?

by BuGeru Miyamoto May 23, 2003

Smurple

The colour achieved by combining equal parts of Smurf and grape jelly in a blender.


Also: Smurpled Smurpling

Oh snap son, that boy's face almost turned smurple!

I think I need some sleep, all I see is smurple.

by A. Rothman April 4, 2004

snurple

(1): A dictionary word that is absurd.
(2): adverb, describing something that is particularly and extremely gone. (refer to 'gone')

Snurple is a dictionary word that is absurd!

by Cool Jimmy Beans August 6, 2011

shurple

A color combination between shit and purple. Shurple.

Have you seen the Rio in Las Vegas? Man that shit is sooo ugly, its like shurple.

by ItaliaStallion April 7, 2008

smurple

something that really bothers people with it's smurplyness and you must tell to be quiet.

be quiet, smurple! or harsh decisions will be made.

by hanna is the sex. March 26, 2008