stumpy joe

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"

It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.

by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

Stumpkin

1. Similar to the conventional Blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet

2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.

1. Now that we're in the Redwood forest, it's the perfect time for a Stumpkin Jazzmun! I gotta go bad!

2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it

by JeffMagnumStainMyMontaintop August 17, 2010

stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.

by wildman March 30, 2005

sons of stumpy

Motorcycle gang south east scotland 1972 - 2000 membership varied between 15 and 45+ at its peak.Nominated leader known as Shagnasty, partied with El Diablos, Pharoes, Minehoff,East coast pirates. Also known for wearing one and a half leg jeans and the now legendary ben fur jackets

Sons of Stumpy followed a credo laid out in the following:

And in the fullness of time the prophecy must be fulfilled and the sons of mental stumpy shall smite the land cities shall be razed and made into racetracks for is it not written that the motorcycle is the key to heaven and hell

by phaedrus the scot October 12, 2009

Stumpy Steel Arm

RULES:
1) Only allowed to use the same elbow
2) Hit oppenents upper arm in which they are hitting you with.
3) Winner is the person whose oppenent gives up OR falls off his chair. (MUST BE SITTING DOWN DURING GAME TIME @ ALL TIMES)
4) No swinging of the stump ONLY POKING
5) If you miss it still counts as a attack
6) Enjoy responsibly STUMPY STEEL ARM
made by BEN L & DOM G

We at B&D's are hoping you will enjoy this game. If you need practise at Stumpy Steel Arm, bully the smaller and younger people.

by BEN L & DOM G June 11, 2007

Stumpy

A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men

My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.

by JamesBBBB January 19, 2009